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Sports Central May 13, 2015 Jeffrey Boswell |
NASCAR Top 10 Power Rankings: Week 11 Jimmie Johnson won the Spongebob Squarepants 400 at Kansas. "Jimmie edged me by less than a second," Kevin Harvick might have said. "For a race that lasted well past sundown, it was a true 'Nick at Night.'" |
Sports Central May 6, 2015 Jeffrey Boswell |
NASCAR Top 10 Power Rankings: Week 10 Jimmie Johnson might have said. "On a weekend when many high-schoolers were off to proms, it was 'Junior Prom' at Talladega, and I escorted Dale Earnhardt Jr. right to the finish line." |
Sports Central April 29, 2015 Jeffrey Boswell |
NASCAR Top 10 Power Rankings: Week 9 "President Obama and I discussed aerodynamics. We both think spoilers are important; I just prefer the 'right wing' to the 'left wing,'" Kevin Harvick might say. |
Sports Central April 22, 2015 Jeffrey Boswell |
NASCAR Top 10 Power Rankings: Week 8 "Have you seen Kyle Busch lately?" Kasey Kahne might say. "Kyle used to drive the No. 5 car for Hendrick. His condition now should remind him of his final days at HMS, because he's 'got the boot.'" |
Sports Central April 15, 2015 Jeffrey Boswell |
NASCAR Top 10 Power Rankings: Week 7 NASCAR drivers like Denny Hamlin, Jeff Gordon, and Jamie McMurray are made to offer clever fictional quotes. |
Sports Central April 1, 2015 Jeffrey Boswell |
NASCAR Top 10 Power Rankings: Week 6 Kevin Harvick, Joey Logano, and Brad Keselowski might have made these jokes about fellow NASCAR drivers. |
Sports Central March 25, 2015 Jeffrey Boswell |
NASCAR Top 10 Power Rankings: Week 5 The author offers humorous fictional quotes from drivers like Jimmie Johnson, Kurt Busch, and Brad Keselowski. |
Sports Central March 18, 2015 Jeffrey Boswell |
NASCAR Top 10 Power Rankings: Week 4 "You can call me 'Happy,'" Kevin Harvick might have said, "but you might as well call me 'Tarp,' because I had the field covered. |
Sports Central March 11, 2015 Jeffrey Boswell |
NASCAR Top 10 Power Rankings: Week 3 The author's jokes come at the expense of NASCAR drivers like Jeff Gordon, Denny Hamlin, and Kevin Harvick among others. |
Sports Central March 5, 2015 Jeffrey Boswell |
NASCAR Top 10 Power Rankings: Week 2 "Roger Penske's like a father to me, because he buys me cars and gives me no option but to go fast," Joey Logano might say about being first in the Sprint Cup points standing. |
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