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Sports Central
May 8, 2013
Jeffrey Boswell |
NASCAR Top 10 Power Rankings: Week 10 Carl Edwards finished third in the Aaron's 499 at Talladega, losing the lead on the final lap as David Ragan grabbed an unlikely win. "Ragan came out of nowhere," Edwards could have said. "And that's probably where he'll return.  |
Sports Central
May 2, 2013
Jeffrey Boswell |
Next Stops For Tim Tebow? The author dreams up new jobs for Tim Tebow such as parking valet, Wall Street broker, and New York waiter. |
Sports Central
May 1, 2013
Jeffrey Boswell |
NASCAR Top 10 Power Rankings: Week 9 Matt Kenseth led a race-high 140 laps at Richmond and finished seventh and might have observed, "I don't agree with NASCAR's penalties. I feel they were much too strict with their inspection. In other words, I was 'screw-tinized.'" |
Sports Central
April 27, 2013
Jeffrey Boswell |
Foul Territory: Arresting Developments Is There a Draft in Here? -- The Kansas City Chiefs selected Central Michigan offensive lineman Eric Fisher with the first pick in Thursday's NFL draft. It's the most glad-handing Roger Goodell's done since the owner's meetings. |
Sports Central
April 24, 2013
Jeffrey Boswell |
NASCAR Top 10 Power Rankings: Week 8 In the STP 400 at Kansas, Carl Edwards could have said, "I'm no stranger to having a muscular physique. And I'm no stranger to losing points due to a failed inspection. You could say I've been 'sculpted' and 'busted.'" |
Sports Central
April 16, 2013
Jeffrey Boswell |
NASCAR Top 10 Power Rankings: Week 7 At the NRA 500 at Texas Motor Speedway on Saturday night, Kyle Busch might have said, "I led 171 laps on Saturday night, or as they're called at Texas Motor Speedway, 'rounds.'" |
Sports Central
April 13, 2013
Jeffrey Boswell |
Foul Territory: Big Mouths and Big Shots The author pokes fun at all kinds of sports news including the observation that Connecticut routed Louisville 93-60 to win the NCAA women's basketball championship. On-lookers noted that only one team played like girls. |
Sports Central
April 10, 2013
Jeffrey Boswell |
NASCAR Top 10 Power Rankings: Week 6 When Jimmie Johnson won the STP Gas Booster 500, he might have said, "Eight wins at Martinsville is amazing. So is the number of grandfather clocks I've amassed. Those clocks really come in handy at Martinsville, mostly to measure my margin of victory." |
Food Processing
April 2013
Jerry King |
Food Funnies: You Write the Cartoon Caption - April 2013 Write the winning caption for our April 2013 cartoon in which an ear of corn and a can of soda walk into a bar. |
Sports Central
March 27, 2013
Jeffrey Boswell |
NASCAR Top 10 Power Rankings: Week 5 Dale Earnhardt, Jr. might have commented on his third top-five result of the year by saying, "We're only making one t-shirt design commemorating this moment. Sales will be brisk, and much like me atop the rankings, they should be gone in a week." |
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