Humor & Bizarre

Magazine articles on comedians, satire, cartoons, and bizarre stories.

Old Articles: <Older 1011-1020 Newer>

Sports Central February 22, 2013 Jeffrey Boswell	Foul Territory: Fast Women and Old Men When you mention "draft" to Manti T'eo, he gets nervous, because wind is invisible, too -- Manti T'eo told a newspaper that the much-publicized girlfriend hoax won't affect his draft standing.
Sports Central February 21, 2013 Jeffrey Boswell	2013 NASCAR Predictions Juan Montoya's run of bad luck at Daytona continues, as he trips over his wife's hair dryer in the couple's RV parked in the Daytona infield, sparking an electrical fire that wipes out power and delays the start of the Daytona 500.
Sports Central January 31, 2013 Jeffrey Boswell	NFL Weekly Predictions: Super Bowl XLVII It's brother versus brother in Super Bowl XLVII, as John Harbaugh's Ravens battle Jim Harbaugh's 49ers in New Orleans. Heretofore, Hee Haw's Hager Brothers have enjoyed the crown as the most well-known Jim-and-Jon brother tandem in history. No more.
Sports Central January 17, 2013 Jeffrey Boswell	NFL Weekly Predictions: Conf. Championships "Colin Kaepernick runs like the wind," Jim Harbaugh said. "And the Packers' defense blows like the wind. I imagine Green Bay will address that issue this offseason, probably by giving Dom Capers a change of address.
Sports Central January 10, 2013 Jeffrey Boswell	NFL Weekly Predictions: Divisional "The Redskins' fortunes folded like Robert Griffin's knee," Pete Carroll said. "Some called it the 'Belt(way) Buckle.' Others called it 'Capitol Punishment.' Still others likened it to the Redskins' offense and called it '3 and Out.'
Sports Central January 3, 2013 Jeffrey Boswell	NFL Weekly Predictions: Wild Card "Despite it being a meaningless game," Andrew Luck said, "we treated last week's game with the Texans like it was a playoff game. Apparently, the Texans did too, because they lost.
Sports Central December 28, 2012 Jeffrey Boswell	NFL Weekly Predictions: Week 17 What do you call the Ravens after destroying the Giants last week, 33-14? "Giant killers." What do you call the Giants after collapsing in the same crucial game? "Giant keelers."
Sports Central December 20, 2012 Jeffrey Boswell	NFL Weekly Predictions: Week 16 "I think we have a definitive advantage over the Chiefs in the passing game," Andrew Luck said. "When there's talk of an 'aerial attack' in Kansas City, it usually refers to an airplane flying a banner demanding the Chiefs fire their coach and general manager.
Sports Central December 13, 2012 Jeffrey Boswell	NFL Weekly Predictions: Week 15 "Jay Cutler has a sore neck," Lovie Smith said, "but he intends to play. He's having trouble turning his head. Without him, our offense has trouble turning heads.
Food Processing December 2012	Food Funnies: You Write the Cartoon Caption - December 2012 One of our submitted captions for our November cartoon: Sorry Kid .. take your twinkie somewhere else; only health food permitted here.
<Older 1011-1020 Newer> Return to current articles.